Post by Joe on Jul 9, 2011 15:37:11 GMT -5
How many teenagers can fit into a car?
Answer: One. Coz none of 'em ever carpool anywhere!
The Count is my youngest & the last one I have to raise. Nice kid who I'll miss when he goes away, even tho' he's only gonna be 15 minutes away. I won't mind as much when his friends go away to various far-away places. They're nice kids, too, but their problem is that none of 'em could plan a one-man masturbation party without screwing it up.
None of these kids drive & they're constantly making plans without knowing where they're going or how they're getting there & back. None of 'em arrange rides with one another, either, guaranteeing that they get to drive several parents crazy instead of just one of us at a time.
The Count was invited to a graduation party in Riverview Park today. Several of his friends were invited. When he tried to call 'em to see how they were getting there, naturally none of 'em picked up their phones. Finally I said I'd take him. I duuno North Side real well but I know where Riverview Park is. No problem, right?
We drive around the park 3 times with no sightings of any party or any of his friends. Finally we pull over & the Count calls the girl who's having the party. I could hear her thru the phone.
"We've driven around Riverview Park 3 times & can't find your party."
"Oh. That's becoz it's not in Riverview Park."
"OK. Well, we're lost & you'll have to direct us there."
"I'm so sick of this. Everybody's calling & saying that!"
I screamed into the phone, "THAT'S BECOZ YOU TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOUR PARTY WAS IN RIVERVIEW PARK, & IT'S NOT IN RIVERVIEW PARK!" How stupid can people be?
So she directed us there. Not knowing North Side real well, it took a few wrong turns & turn-arounds to get me pointed back home. A round-trip that shoulda taken 20 minutes took an hour & a half.
Must be the accountant in me but I just hate things that waste time.
OK, just had to vent. At least I told you a good joke along the way.
Answer: One. Coz none of 'em ever carpool anywhere!
The Count is my youngest & the last one I have to raise. Nice kid who I'll miss when he goes away, even tho' he's only gonna be 15 minutes away. I won't mind as much when his friends go away to various far-away places. They're nice kids, too, but their problem is that none of 'em could plan a one-man masturbation party without screwing it up.
None of these kids drive & they're constantly making plans without knowing where they're going or how they're getting there & back. None of 'em arrange rides with one another, either, guaranteeing that they get to drive several parents crazy instead of just one of us at a time.
The Count was invited to a graduation party in Riverview Park today. Several of his friends were invited. When he tried to call 'em to see how they were getting there, naturally none of 'em picked up their phones. Finally I said I'd take him. I duuno North Side real well but I know where Riverview Park is. No problem, right?
We drive around the park 3 times with no sightings of any party or any of his friends. Finally we pull over & the Count calls the girl who's having the party. I could hear her thru the phone.
"We've driven around Riverview Park 3 times & can't find your party."
"Oh. That's becoz it's not in Riverview Park."
"OK. Well, we're lost & you'll have to direct us there."
"I'm so sick of this. Everybody's calling & saying that!"
I screamed into the phone, "THAT'S BECOZ YOU TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOUR PARTY WAS IN RIVERVIEW PARK, & IT'S NOT IN RIVERVIEW PARK!" How stupid can people be?
So she directed us there. Not knowing North Side real well, it took a few wrong turns & turn-arounds to get me pointed back home. A round-trip that shoulda taken 20 minutes took an hour & a half.
Must be the accountant in me but I just hate things that waste time.
OK, just had to vent. At least I told you a good joke along the way.