SJ782
Victim
Suffering from Cranial Rectosis
Posts: 963
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Post by SJ782 on Feb 8, 2010 15:21:57 GMT -5
As most of you know, my existence is nowhere near normal. I have questions that keep me wondering and I'm sure many of you do too.
1) Do fish get colds ? 2) If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting ? 3) What disease is Cured Ham cured of ? 4) Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? 5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse use the HOV lane ? 6) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? 7) Do whales giggle ? If so, what makes a whale giggle ?
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asshat
Slasher
Erin Go Bragh, y'all.
Posts: 1,388
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Post by asshat on Feb 8, 2010 16:03:54 GMT -5
As most of you know, my existence is nowhere near normal. I have questions that keep me wondering and I'm sure many of you do too. 1) Do fish get colds ? 2) If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting ? 3) What disease is Cured Ham cured of ? 4) Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? 5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse use the HOV lane ? 6) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? 7) Do whales giggle ? If so, what makes a whale giggle ? 1. No. 2. Rape. Unless you actually manage to steal her vagina. 3. None. They're using a different definition of "to cure". Mmm, ham. 4. Round boxes are difficult to palletize and are easily mistaken for toilet seats by drunks at parties to which pizza is commonly delivered. 5. Yes. Maybe not legally, but what cop is gonna pull over a hearse? 6. No, It comes from moralons. Duh. 7. Depends on the species. Some are quite humorless.
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Joe
Victim
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
Posts: 540
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Post by Joe on Feb 8, 2010 20:26:57 GMT -5
1. Why do fools fall in love? 2. Why do birds suddenly appear? 3. Are you lonesome tonight? 4. Who are you? 5. When will I be loved? 6. How does it feel to be on your own with no direction home? 7. What would you do if I sang out of tune? 8. Where have you been, Billy Boy?
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Joe
Victim
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
Posts: 540
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Post by Joe on Feb 8, 2010 21:59:00 GMT -5
9. Should I stay or should I go? 10. Who wrote the Book of Love? 11. Can I change my mind? 12. What good are you anyway if you can't stand up to some old business man? 13. How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? 14. Do ya, do ya want my love? 15. Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64? 16. Have I told you lately that I love you? 17. Which side are you on? 18. Do you remember, baby, last September?
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